Oversexed
What I'm about to reveal is going to shock some of you. but, here it goes.......one time at band camp I stuck a flute... I'm kidding. The actual revelation is that I a red-blooded male enjoy women. I mean I love being in their company. i love talking with them. I love the way they smell. I love how they give me tips on keeping my house clean and fresh smelling. The problem lies in that, I have decided to remain celibate until I get married again. However, I know that being around women as often as I am, and being quite the charmer, this will be a very difficult task. In this oversexed society that we live in, we get bombarded with sex 24 hours a day. Now I'm a Christian and I just recently (3 days ago) decided that I needed to stop riding the fence and commit myself to Jesus and start living as the Holy Bible instructs me. Now for darn near fifteen years i've lived life as a man-whore and for the first time I seriously want to stop. I feel that sex has gotten in the way of me finding true love. Whether it is women, pornography, my imagination or something else...I keep failing in this area. My goal is to again have sex on my wedding night. Yet I feel like I won't get married for at least 2-5 years. Lord I'm going to need your help with this one for real. So as I came to these conclusions I started thinking about what kind of woman and I looking for. well I always thought I was being a snob if I made a list of qualities that a woman must have, but I now realize that a list is just standards. Of course some things are non-negotiable and others are. The musts will have bold numbers next to them. this list is in no particular order:
1. Christian - She must believe in Jesus Christ, I need someone to help me in my spiritual walk.
2. Non-smoker - I can't lose another loved one to smoking related cancer.
3. Thick - She has to have some curves on her. Not too big, but not too small.
4. Smart - I prefer college graduates, but yo can still be smart without college.
5. She has to accept my passion for sports. She doesn't have to like it, just accept it.
6. Knowledgeable about political & social issues or at least interested in learning.
7. Non-materialistic - Teacher= limited discretionary income.
8. Smile - She has to have a sense of humor or at least kinda laugh at my corny jokes.
That's all I can think of right now, but the list seems pretty good. Now it's time to start looking for this mystery woman. Have you seen her?
1. Christian - She must believe in Jesus Christ, I need someone to help me in my spiritual walk.
2. Non-smoker - I can't lose another loved one to smoking related cancer.
3. Thick - She has to have some curves on her. Not too big, but not too small.
4. Smart - I prefer college graduates, but yo can still be smart without college.
5. She has to accept my passion for sports. She doesn't have to like it, just accept it.
6. Knowledgeable about political & social issues or at least interested in learning.
7. Non-materialistic - Teacher= limited discretionary income.
8. Smile - She has to have a sense of humor or at least kinda laugh at my corny jokes.
That's all I can think of right now, but the list seems pretty good. Now it's time to start looking for this mystery woman. Have you seen her?
posted by William | 10:51 PM
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